1995 SLUG Queen
Queen Stella Slimalata
royal pain in the ass
Although Queen Stella Slimalata, Jane Kahn, competed against 8 other royal gastropod wanna-be’s, it was her bribes that she credits with her ultimately successful bid for the crown in 1995.
It didn’t hurt that she was clad in a kitschy slug cover gown with cat glasses as she twirled her baton– proving she had just the right balance of ego and absence of pride to join the revered ranks of Slug Queens.
Her goal during her reign? “I’d like to educate the community about diverse life forms and acceptance. If we want to achieve peace and harmony on the planet, we need acceptance,” she said.
If only she would practice what she preaches!
These days this Old Queen spends much of her time under a rock. Grumpy, edgy and insisting she is Very Old, this Queen really like to shake up the other Queens with her low opinions.
